What can I do for you?
Lets say you get fooled by one of these fancy companys and buy a truck load or two of very expensive cabinets and furniture, they install it with unqualified craftsmen, doors don’t open, some don’t shut, drawers fall off their tracks, some pieces don’t even fit or match, others just simply don’t work do to bad design.
I can fix that, its what I have done the past two years.
The tricky part here is ordering something with “Installed” included in your contract, that means you are at their mercy and in the end your only option is take them to court and have some judge decide what “acceptable quality” means after months of failed attempts to satisfy and or convince you to share blame.
It’s not fun having to see a woman burst into tears, yell at her decorator, curse the company I’m working for then tell us to “Just Leave” on New Years Eve over a disastrous master bedroom entertainment center that never had a chance of looking good. She DID apologize to me and admit I was on a “Mission Impossible”. That job was like having me install the hood from my old Suburban on a brand new Mercedes, I can do that but I will tell you it’s not going to look good before I do it.
Call me a fool if you wish BUT 1/4 inch out of square in 16 inches is NOT “Old World Craftsmanship”, it’s “Garbage” but I CAN install it and make it work, if I get a little grumpy in the process so be it.
I have more than forty years of experience learning what works and what doesn’t, this is on the job experience, not in some shop. After four years of Union Apprenticeship and night school we had to learn how to survey, lay out, frame floors rafters walls, form concrete, build stairs of all designs, trim, build doors, cabinets and all construction related projects BEFORE we could call our self a “Carpenter”. When someone tells me they are a “Cabinet Maker” I want to ask them if that’s all they can do? A cabinet maker can spend twenty years gluing formica to particle board and have no idea how to install crown mould or build a chair.
I can design and build stereo systems for home or car, build speaker enclosures, I’m a mechanic, can turn a simple closet into a tornado, hurricane, fire proof safe room for you and or your valuables, a gunsmith, can build you a mannlicher stock for any rifle.
Look through my menus to see what I can do for you, everything here I designed and built to make the customer happy, no one ever follows me to fix what I did, none of my projects ever have a punch list after completion when I’m running the job. A punchlist means you never finished a project, we were taught better than that.